I thought this stock photo was cool, so that's why I chose it. This does not represent any deep concept or woke idea whatsoever. It's simply an image intended to liven up the place. Also, don't sue me, Apple. I know how your minimalist palette appeals to all, but I'm not jacking your swagger. Plus, I'm dead broke, so you wouldn't get a penny out of me. Now click below for the latest post, goddammit!

New post right here, FFS.

About Yours Truly

Just your above average narcissistic asshole, but nowadays its cliché to be a narcissistic asshole, so I guess I’ll be something else for today. Picking up blogging wasn’t that hard of a decision, considering it provides an outlet for creativity to flow. Also, I deployed, so there’s that. Without alcohol and women to keep me entertained, I’m subject to my own thoughts as a source of excitement. Providing personal anecdotes, as well as somewhat credible insight on modern society, is what I do best. Enjoy reading the blog, as much as I enjoy writing it, because we have to enjoy the little things. Word to Jesse Eisenberg in Zombieland.

Feel free to reach me at 1-800-NOSHMYBOLLOCKS

Emails are so 2008, anyways.

Coming To You Live From East Bubbafuck, Africa 1-800-IMSADAF Expect a post every week or two, depending on how lazy I am at the time. If I'm drunk, expect a post the same day.

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